EVERYTHING WE OWE YOU, IN ONE PLACE.
The short version: The Station is run by Lund Studio LLC in Colorado, USA. We sell numbered runs of water bottles. All sales are final and the one-way policy governs returns. We keep a few small things on your device so the site remembers you; we add no advertising trackers of our own. The arcade is free to play, the Back Room is for adults, the Schoolhouse collects nothing from anyone. The crew's jokes are jokes. If any of this ever feels unfair, write to us and a real person answers.
Buying a vessel
- Price and shipping. Every OG vessel is $33 plus shipping, shown before you pay. Tax is added at checkout where the law requires it.
- Runs, not stock. Each color is a run of 100. When a color reads sold out, that run is over and will not be reprinted. We hold a small number of vessels back from each run for studio use; the forecourt board counts against the run minus those.
- All sales final. Once a vessel leaves the station it does not come back. The exceptions that keep it fair — damaged, defective, wrong item, lost in transit, and every right the law gives you where you live — are written out in the one-way policy, which is part of these terms.
- Your order. An order is an offer to buy; we accept it when we ship it. If we cannot fulfil an order — a run that sold out as you paid, a pricing mistake, a shipping address we cannot serve — we cancel it and refund you in full, and we tell you why.
- The store. Checkout, payment and your order records run on Shopify, under Shopify’s customer privacy terms as well as ours.
What Specialized says, and what we say
The vessels are made by Specialized. Descriptions of the material and the liner — 22 oz, easy-squeeze LDPE, BPA-free, FDA food-grade materials, the Purist silicon-dioxide liner and what it does — are the manufacturer’s own statements about its product, repeated here in plain words. We print the crew on the plate; we do not make the bottle.
Trademarks. Specialized®, Purist® and MoFlo® are trademarks of Specialized Bicycle Components, Inc. Other makers’ names and marks that appear on recovered items belong to their owners. The Station is an independent retailer and is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by any of them. THE STATION, THE PROPORTIONS, the crew and the watcher mark are the property of Lund Studio LLC.
Screens. The crew colors are exactly the crew colors; how they look on your screen is up to your screen. If a color matters to you, look at the swatches in daylight before you claim.
Water, health & the crew’s jokes
Where the site talks about water in the body — roughly 60% of an adult, about 92% of blood, and so on — that is general information drawn from public sources, offered for interest. It is not medical advice, and a bottle is not a health product. How much you should drink, and when, is between you and someone qualified to say. The crew’s texts on the front deck are written to make you laugh; nothing in them is a claim about you, your health or your training.
What we keep on your device, and what we don’t
The station remembers a few things in your own browser’s storage so it can behave the same way next time. None of it leaves your device and none of it identifies you:
- Your side of the station — nightside or dayside, and which header voice you picked.
- The front deck — how many times you have arrived, so the opening deck turns; and the lines the crew have already said to you, so they say new ones.
- Your readings and sightings — the burns you have run and any sighting you saved on this device.
- Small session notes — the color you last claimed, whether the Back Room door has asked you, who you identified in the queue.
Clearing your browser’s site data removes all of it. We add no third-party advertising trackers, pixels or fingerprinting of our own. Shopify, which hosts the store, sets the cookies it needs to run the cart, the checkout and its own store analytics, and handles your name, address and payment details under its terms when you order. If you join the release-alert list, we use your email for release alerts and nothing else, and every message has a way out.
We do not sell personal information, and we do not share it with anyone except the services needed to run the store and ship your order. To see, correct or delete anything we hold about you, write to us at the address at the bottom of this page.
The arcade, tickets & prizes
- Free to play. No purchase necessary. Every machine on the arcade deck and the mothership floor pays on skill. Tickets, coins and comps are for the leaderboards and the prize counter only; they have no cash value, cannot be sold or transferred, and cannot be redeemed for money.
- Prizes at the counter are subject to availability and may change. Physical prizes and paid play are switched off until our counsel has cleared the rules for them; if that changes, the rules will be posted on the arcade deck first.
- Fair play. We may reset a ledger to fix a bug or to remove scores that were not earned. The arcade is entertainment; it is void wherever the law says it must be.
The Back Room
The Back Room is for adults. Its vessels carry language that some people find funny and some do not, and nothing more than that. The door asks you to confirm you are 18 or over on every visit; by walking through, you are telling us you are. It is kept out of search engines on purpose.
The Schoolhouse & children
The Schoolhouse is a free reading deck for young crew. It has no forms, no email box, no advertising, no accounts and no shop. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13 anywhere on this site. If you believe a child has sent us something, write to us and we will delete it.
The Burn Trail & what you send us
Sightings you log stay on your device unless you file a copy with the station. If you file one, you are letting us show it on the network, edited for length if needed. It stays yours. Keep it clean, keep other people’s names and details out of it, and don’t send anything you don’t have the right to share. We take a sighting down on request, and we remove anything that isn’t in the spirit of the trail.
Partners & the house
The docking bay lists partners on their own merits. Where a placement is paid, it is labelled as an ad. Lund Studio’s other ventures appear on the station as house ads and are marked as ours. We do not accept payment to say things we do not mean.
Accessibility
The station honors your system’s reduced-motion setting, offers a dayside with dark ink on white, and keeps its controls reachable by keyboard. If something on any deck gets in your way, tell us and we will fix it.
The fine, fine print
- Warranty. Beyond the manufacturer’s own and the rights your local law gives you, the vessels are sold as they are. We stand behind the exceptions in the one-way policy in full.
- Limits. To the extent the law allows, Lund Studio LLC’s liability for anything arising from a purchase is limited to what you paid for it. Nothing here limits liability where the law says it cannot be limited.
- The law. These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Colorado, USA, without giving up any protection you have as a consumer where you live.
- Changes. We may update this page. The version posted when you ordered is the one that applies to that order.
- If a line fails. If any part of these terms cannot be enforced, the rest still stands.
How to reach the station
Write to lundrlundlunseluense@gmail.com. A real person reads it. For anything about an order, include the order number.
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