· THE FINE PRINT · TERMS, PRIVACY & DISCLOSURES · EFFECTIVE SEPTEMBER 6, 2026 ·

EVERYTHING WE OWE YOU, IN ONE PLACE.

The short version: The Station is run by Lund Studio LLC in Colorado, USA. We sell numbered runs of water bottles. All sales are final and the one-way policy governs returns. We keep a few small things on your device so the site remembers you; we add no advertising trackers of our own. The arcade is free to play, the Back Room is for adults, the Schoolhouse collects nothing from anyone. The crew's jokes are jokes. If any of this ever feels unfair, write to us and a real person answers.

Buying a vessel

What Specialized says, and what we say

The vessels are made by Specialized. Descriptions of the material and the liner — 22 oz, easy-squeeze LDPE, BPA-free, FDA food-grade materials, the Purist silicon-dioxide liner and what it does — are the manufacturer’s own statements about its product, repeated here in plain words. We print the crew on the plate; we do not make the bottle.

Trademarks. Specialized®, Purist® and MoFlo® are trademarks of Specialized Bicycle Components, Inc. Other makers’ names and marks that appear on recovered items belong to their owners. The Station is an independent retailer and is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by any of them. THE STATION, THE PROPORTIONS, the crew and the watcher mark are the property of Lund Studio LLC.

Screens. The crew colors are exactly the crew colors; how they look on your screen is up to your screen. If a color matters to you, look at the swatches in daylight before you claim.

Water, health & the crew’s jokes

Where the site talks about water in the body — roughly 60% of an adult, about 92% of blood, and so on — that is general information drawn from public sources, offered for interest. It is not medical advice, and a bottle is not a health product. How much you should drink, and when, is between you and someone qualified to say. The crew’s texts on the front deck are written to make you laugh; nothing in them is a claim about you, your health or your training.

What we keep on your device, and what we don’t

The station remembers a few things in your own browser’s storage so it can behave the same way next time. None of it leaves your device and none of it identifies you:

Clearing your browser’s site data removes all of it. We add no third-party advertising trackers, pixels or fingerprinting of our own. Shopify, which hosts the store, sets the cookies it needs to run the cart, the checkout and its own store analytics, and handles your name, address and payment details under its terms when you order. If you join the release-alert list, we use your email for release alerts and nothing else, and every message has a way out.

We do not sell personal information, and we do not share it with anyone except the services needed to run the store and ship your order. To see, correct or delete anything we hold about you, write to us at the address at the bottom of this page.

The arcade, tickets & prizes

The Back Room

The Back Room is for adults. Its vessels carry language that some people find funny and some do not, and nothing more than that. The door asks you to confirm you are 18 or over on every visit; by walking through, you are telling us you are. It is kept out of search engines on purpose.

The Schoolhouse & children

The Schoolhouse is a free reading deck for young crew. It has no forms, no email box, no advertising, no accounts and no shop. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13 anywhere on this site. If you believe a child has sent us something, write to us and we will delete it.

The Burn Trail & what you send us

Sightings you log stay on your device unless you file a copy with the station. If you file one, you are letting us show it on the network, edited for length if needed. It stays yours. Keep it clean, keep other people’s names and details out of it, and don’t send anything you don’t have the right to share. We take a sighting down on request, and we remove anything that isn’t in the spirit of the trail.

Partners & the house

The docking bay lists partners on their own merits. Where a placement is paid, it is labelled as an ad. Lund Studio’s other ventures appear on the station as house ads and are marked as ours. We do not accept payment to say things we do not mean.

Accessibility

The station honors your system’s reduced-motion setting, offers a dayside with dark ink on white, and keeps its controls reachable by keyboard. If something on any deck gets in your way, tell us and we will fix it.

The fine, fine print

How to reach the station

Write to lundrlundlunseluense@gmail.com. A real person reads it. For anything about an order, include the order number.

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